5 am and no sleep yet.
13 pints of grain alcohol combined with half a table spoon of novocain. the morning news is played in the note of G while the anti-caffeine is served in test tubes.
12 hours in the past the season ended and there was a 90% chance of rain.
23.5 squirrels stopped the assembly line and started the toxic decent into hibernation.
7:15 am and half the population is down.